"This is a weird joke and I also made this cuz I was bored xd"
- Typziztic
Characters[]
- 72 Karat as Heavy
- Flankman as Engineer
- Chaos Necromancer as Spy
- Detonator as Sniper
- Metal as Soldier
- Health Templar as Medic
- Toxic Rusher as Scout
- Hazard as Scout's Mother
- Wireframe as Demoman
Story[]
One day in an early morning, It was time for the enemies to invade the player's base. 72 Karat came out of the enemy spawn as the first enemy to go out to scout the area, but he was interrupted by a certain individual...
72 Karat: "Ya da da doo da da, it is good day to be not d e a d!"
*BLAM*
Flankman: POW! You are dead!"
72 Karat: "I am dead!"
Flankman: "Heeheeheeheeheehee"
Chaos Necromancer: "Barumbarumbumbum."
Flankman: "Ah shuckss-"
Flankman throws away his lever shotgun and attempts to act innocent.
Chaos Necromancer: *gasp*
Chaos Necromancer: "That 72 Karat is dead!'
72 Karat: "yes."
72 Karat: "I am dead!"
Chaos Necromancer: "Why is the 72 Karat dead?"
Flankman: "I dont know."
72 Karat: "I think it was-"
Chaos Necromancer & Flankman: "Shh, you are dead."
72 Karat: "Okay."
72 Karat collapses to the ground
Detonator: "What's up you dummies."
Detonator: "Who's up for a-- Ah! What the bloody heck just happened?"
Chaos Necromancer & Flankman: "That 72 Karat is dead."
Detonator: "The 72 Karat is dead!?"
Chaos Necromancer: "Correct!"
Detonator: :D
Chaos Necromancer: "So, did you see the murderer?"
Flankman & Detonator: "No, sorry mate."
Chaos Necromancer: "I will find him, I will CAPTURE him! And no one will ever die again!"
Detonator and Flankman start clapping
Detonator: "Now that's nice."
Flankman: "Dang right."
Metal: "Ateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeention!"
Metal: "That 72 Karat is dead."
Chaos Necromancer: "We know!"
Metal: "Who killed him?"
Chaos Necromancer: "We don't know!"
Metal: "I will find clues!"
Metal aggressively smells the ground and finds the lever shotgun
Metal: "What's that?"
Metal: "A weapon?"
Metal: "That is why that 72 Karat is dead!'
Chaos Necromancer, Flankman & Detonator: "That 72 Karat is dead!?"
Metal: "Yes! *slam* He died!"
Chaos Necromancer, Flankman & Detonator: *gasp*
An ambulance is heard off in the distance
Health Templar: "Incoming!"
The ambulance crashes into Metal while Health Templar comes out of the ambulance
Metal: "AAAAAH-"
Health Templar: "Raus! Raus!'
Health Templar: "Move now!"
*smooch*
72 Karat: "HAAHAAHAA, Hea-OOF!"
72 Karat exploded into pieces
Health Templar: "In my medical opinions, THAT 72 KARAT IS DEAD!"
Detonator: "Doc, what happened!?"
Health Templar: "My professional opinion? *slam* The 72 Karat was killed!"
Detonator: "Oh god!"
*panicking*
Health Templar: "I don't think it's anything to worry about."
Detonator: "Well, now what?"
Toxic Rusher: "Clippity-clop idiots--BOOM!"
Chaos Necromancer: "OH come on..."
Toxic Rusher: "LOOKADIS, the freaking 72 Karat is dead!"
Toxic Rusher: "What do you think of that?"
Toxic Rusher: "Ahm..."
Chaos Necromancer: "Yes, yes, Toxic Rusher."
Toxic Rusher: "Yea-"
Chaos Necromancer: "G O H O M E"
A car with Hazard on it was beside them and beep'd
Toxic Rusher: "AWH COME ON!"
Toxic Rusher: "frikinunbelievablenoseriouslyyouallsuck!"
The car drove away and crashed into a wall
Chaos Necromancer: "Okay... Let's get back to the point!"
72 Karat pokes '72 Karat's' corpse with a stick
72 Karat: "I think 72 Karat is dead."
Chaos Necromancer, Flankman, Detonator & Health Templar: "THE 72 KARAT IS DEAD !?!?"
Health Templar: "Toxic Rusher, I will heal you!"
Health Templar ran at the damaged car. Afterwards, the car exploded, killing Health Templar.
72 Karat: "OH, seriously!?"
72 Karat "WHO KILLED 72 KARAT!?"
Wireframe came out of no where and drank his code juice.
Wireframe: "It was MEH!"
Chaos Necromancer, Flankman, Detonator & 72 Karat: "OOF"
Wireframe: "YES! I did it, LIKE THIS! *pulls out his revolver*"
*BLAM*
Detonator gets shot
Wireframe: "WOOP DEE DOO!!"
Wireframe: "That's a joke, lads."
Chaos Necromancer, Flankman & 72 Karat: *uncontrollable laughter*
Wireframe: "It was ... yo- burp- EM!"
Wireframe pointed at Flankman
Chaos Necromancer and Flankman gasped
Flankman: "How did you know?"
Wireframe: "I didn't, that was a joke too."
Wireframe started to chug his code juice and died due to code overload.
Flankman: *evil laughter*
Flankman: That's right! It was me!"
Chaos Necromancer: "You monster!"
72 Karat: "BUT WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Flankman: "Cuz you're FAT, boi."
Flankman: "And another thing, you're ugly."
Flankman & 72 Karat : *noisy arguing*
Chaos Necromancer just stares at Flankman and 72 Karat arguing
72 Karat: "FLANKMAN!"
Flankman: "AH DANG IT 72 KARAT FLIP OFF!"
Flankman: "You are dead."
72 Karat: "NO U."
72 Karat shoots Flankman with his golden luger
72 Karat: "POW! HAHA!"
Flankman explodes to pieces
72 Karat: "You are DEAD! Not big surprise."
Chaos Necromancer: "Well, that was idiotic."
Chaos Necromancer: "Off to hang myself."
Chaos Necromancer attaches the rope to his neck and stands on a hanging stand
Chaos Necromancer: "WATCH AND LEARN-"
Chaos Necromancer gets hanged.
72 Karat: "I am alive!"
72 Karat: "Is nice!"
*awkward silence*
72 Karat: "Yes, this is stupid."